October 2008
There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.
– Colette
Neave: Anaglyph →
Do you have a pair of those red-blue 3D glasses lying around? If you do, whip ‘em out and start doodling big wiggly lines in 3D. If you don’t, well, sorry. I feel for you.
So much time and so little to do! Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.
– Willy Wonka
Simko: Is she a contender?
Munson: you know how I like 'em: busts, buns, and trust funds
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The fact of the matter is that you can use your beauty and use your charm and be...
– Madonna
Hilary Duff’s cover of Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus (Reach Out and Touch Me)”. In short, Lizzie McGuire meets Madonna…
A Graphic History Of The Color Pink →
100 years of a color which (contrary to popular belief) makes me cringe.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger...
– Rich Cook
Mom: Every time I come to visit, this place looks more like a movie set and less like an actual apartment...
Simko: Thank you?
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and...
– Jack Handey
Thanks to this article, all future hangovers will merely serve as reminders that I am (probably) a genius… The same applies to all of my alcoholic brilliant friends.
Contrary to expectations, higher intelligence scores at age 10 may be associated with higher levels of alcohol intake and alcohol-related drinking problems during adulthood.
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
– Dan Rather
Website: Try Drugs →
Informative, interesting and infuriating all at once… It educates the user through interactivity rather than statistics: a modern twist on the old D.A.R.E. commercials.
Boomerangs are like frisbees for lonely people.
– Mitch Hedberg
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After much deliberation, I have decided to embrace the debauchery otherwise known as The Races (“The Hunt”) tomorrow. If you are also drinking away your Saturday going feel free to call, email or send the appropriate smoke signals…
I feel sorry for the ’90s, because it was never able to be anything much...
– Simon LeBon
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Only when the last tree has been cut down and the last river has dried up will...
– Banksy
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Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple,...
– Charles Mingus