April 2008
March 2008
Simko: How's work?
Rosenberg: the CEO is obsessed with Barnum and Bailey Circus so we have a taxidermic baby elephant in the lobby
Simko: AMAZING
Rosenberg: its kinda sad. and awesome.
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“I love that man so much, it’s ridiculous. Like, I want to eat him up. With...”
– Kate Hudson
“Collectors are buying a lifestyle. It gives them a connection to a dream.”
– Penny Duncklee
Volkswagen Routan: Choose A Family →
I was just reminded of how great this site is. I love the “hair” options that are provided for the characters…
Anonymous: You treat married men like they're impotent.
Simko: Aren't they?
Scandi·candy noun, plural - dies The term one of my male friends just (casually) used to describe a “deliciously hot Scandinavian woman”
“…And lots of drunk very rich people. Oh rich people, you bore me to...”
– Ryan Adams
“Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.”
– Oscar Wilde
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I received a call from 541.969.9876 a few days ago. They didn’t leave a voicemail. I called back about 30 minutes later only to be told the number was out of service. I Googled the number and found this thread. Apparently this has been happening to a lot of people (amost 600) in the last 48 hours. Strange.
Philippe Starck's plans for future (or lack... →
I was sick for a few days and this is what I come back to?! Holy hypocrisy.
Munson: my nipples are sore
Simko: Wow. Who have you been fooling around with?
Munson: a wool jacket on a cold day
FACT: His friends were (practically) donning painted-on shirts and Michael Flatley Lord of the Dance skintight pants jeans in the photograph I was shown by Nick. No harm, no foul…
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Thompson: member last week when you hung out with Lauren "LC" Conrad at Les Deux?
Simko: Yes. I mean no... Wait. WTF?!
Thompson: BUSTED. can't believe you didn't tell me first.
Simko: I can't believe you just made me cyber-stutter or THAT YOU CARE. We didn't really hang out. She's friends with Matty and I happened to stop by with him.
Thompson: QUESTION. does she smell like rainbows?
Simko: Anddddd this conversation officially just pioneered new levels of ridiculous.
I feel so much better today. I can actually breathe and my voice no longer cracks like a 14-yr old boy’s… It’s amazing what excessive amounts of sleep can do. However, I do regret missing several events last night - among them: Converse’s 1HUND(RED) party, etc. Sigh. Next time. Now backitty back back to work I go…
“A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it...”
– Guy Kawasaki
There’s nothing I hate more than being sick… Well, except being sick when it is raining during Art Week in Manhattan . I’m currently curled up in bed with my laptop - trying to find the perfect balance between designing and napping (in an attempt to feel better). I really hope that I’m magically healthy by tomorrow so that I can completely catch up on work this weekend...
“Women, don’t get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when...”
– Billy Elmer
Plushgun - Just Impolite. Tyler Shields introduced...
Alexa: Thousand not million! Now do you like the idea?!
Simko: Great example of why I hate real estate in this city - I thought it was a for sale not rent. I feel insane(ly better) about the idea.
Alexa: Good. So you're in?
Wakozi →
It’s FreshDirect for booze.
“The test of a first rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald
Heading to bed (relatively) early again tonight in an attempt to kick this cold and wake up refreshed. Sweet dreams.
Daddy: Did you fix your phone or buy a new one?
Simko: I fixed it!
Daddy: That's great. How?
Simko: I took a fork and...
Daddy: I don't know why I even expected a conventional answer from you
“I love Africa in general, South Africa and West Africa. They are both great...”
– Paris Hilton
Things I may or may not have already eaten this morning (for breakfast) that will probably not help alleviate my terrible cold: Twix.
WatchI’ve decided the best way to shift my brain from Los Angeles back into Manhattan is some mildly offensive music. Enter good old Dirt Nasty (aka Simon Rex) with appearances by the usual suspects. Jump to the .45 mark to skip the opening and go straight to the actual song. WARNING: implied sex, excessive drug-use and an abundance of swearing… Oh and ALF. Enjoy.