August 2008
July 2008
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
– Harry S. Truman
Marks: You wrote on your blog during the conference call! I saw it!
Simko: So says the man who was obviously glued to his RSS feed...
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One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making...
– A. A. Milne
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If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain’t the kinda pussy to drink it.
– Rory Breaker (via)
If malice or envy were tangible and had a shape, it would be the shape of a...
– Charley Reese
Simko: What are you doing tomorrow night?
Javier-Borja: Apparently carving out time to talk some sense into you. Los Angeles?!
I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than...
– Mitch Hedberg
Hyde: I'm a little sad. I'm always a little sad when the best dressed list comes out for vanity fair and I'm not on it - yet again ROBBED! THIEVED!
Simko: I'd ask if I was on it but that would require entirely too much sarcasm
Meta is the Helvetica of the 90s.
– Robin Kinross
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The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children.
– Andrew Lloyd Webber
Fromm: I think I hate Miami right now as much as you always did
Simko: Impossible
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
– Finley Peter Dunne
My mother sent me an article about the harmful impact that excessive computer use can have on vision. To maintain your eyes’ focus system, it advises looking at something 20 feet away for 20 seconds after every 20 minutes of using the computer. They call it the 20/20/20 rule. I call it Distraction 101…
Facts an’ facts, an’ t’ings an t’ings: dem’s all a...
– Bob Marley
For the most part, I really don’t mind sharing (which probably explains why 3 of my laptops are broken and most of the building is currently pirating my wireless) but activating ridiculous shortcuts on my main exposé is just obnoxious…
If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of...
– Lee Trevino
Simko: Even (unintentional) drama?
Russell: you're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't. now you know why I don't.
Rather than security guards, we’re going to call them chaperones. Rather than...
– Matt Levine
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in...
– Faith Whittlesey
Feder: I saw AC Slater. he's really hard to take seriously but his dimples are to die for
Simko: I'm pretty sure that last statement voids our friendship
Feder: his dimples not him. I'm a sucker for dimples. he was surrounded by a swarm of skanks. I think it's his way of telling the world "I'm not gay even though I dance in tights"
Simko: Yeah - he's a regular Michael Flatley...
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.
– Robert Orben