September 2008
Note to self: the pros and cons of raising a Siberian Lynx…
Javier-Borja: Remember when I asked you if you thought things would ever slow down and you said you didn't think so?
Simko: Yeah... I was wrong. We accidentally grew up.
Javier-Bora: I know.
“If you’re not confused, you’re not paying attention.”
– Tom Peters
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“I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good...”
– Oscar Wilde
“Think of Wall Street as a no-good brother-in-law who borrowed $500 from you and...”
– Jimmy Kimmel
Lefkowitz: The blond one from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is sitting next to me and he won't stop talking about the pink shirt I'm wearing
Simko: I hope he touches your thigh mid-meal....
Lefkowitz: If he's not careful they're going to have to change the name of the show to Black Eye from a Straight Guy
“The hardest thing is when you go home and you realize you’ve grown up 10...”
– James King
Simko: I look pale...
Munson: that's because you haven't seen the sun in weeks
Simko: False
Munson: no, by "the sun" I meant "the son" because I refer to myself as Christ
“When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do...”
– Marcel Achard
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning,...”
– Frank Sinatra
In yet another brilliant move - I’ve managed to accidentally freeze my email account for 24 hours. So, if you need to contact me before tomorrow, calling is probably easiest. Otherwise, I’ll probably post a temporary email address here later today… Fixed.
Simko: What is that noise? It sounds like you're deflating something...
Munson: No, it's an electric razor. I'm sculpting my 'stache. And the only thing deflating are my chances of getting laid.
Typographunnies →
“I keep saying I gotta start working out. It’s been about two months since...”
– Ellen DeGeneres
Malwebolence: The Trolls Among Us →
“I would I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me...”
– Bernard Berenson
Simko: via email
Hyde: what?! pleasforwar d alsoignorethe factthat my space baris jammed and only works when it feels like it
“I am working constantly. When you work, you must focus and work only; then you...”
– Karim Rashid
Alexa: how was it backstage at the shows?
Simko: Same as always... You know how sometimes all of us think it's a cute idea to get ready together in the same bathroom and it usually ends in a few of us fighting over eyeliner, flatirons and places to plug them in?
Alexa: of course
Simko: Multiply that by 20 and add 8 to 12 models...
“Nobody saves America by sniffing cocaine, jiggling your knees blankly in the...”
– Allen Ginsberg
“As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to...”
– Dick Cavett