Ahoy Assholes! Last night Rachelle Hruska (Guest of a Guest) and Ricky Van Veen (College Humor) threw a Yacht Rock party in the penthouse of the Hotel on Rivington. The invitation read “Come dressed like an asshole on a yacht. If you’re already an asshole come dressed like you’re on a yacht.” Considering that most of my favorite people in this city are assholes, the theme wasn’t much of a reach. In honor of it, I even resurrected my favorite hooker red lipstick. As usual, my favorite costumes of the evening involved life preservers and other inflatable devices. However, much to my dismay, I did not see anyone donning a banana hammock Speedo or snorkel gear and flippers… Photo by JT White.
