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Nov 30
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Let me start by saying I really enjoy Richie Rich. He’s always been a total sweetheart and really just an unpredictable amount of fun whenever I have been around him. I’d even go so far as to say that anyone who has ever had the pleasure of sitting through a Heatherette show would probably agree. However, the bit in Page Six today led to some hilarious Gawker comments: 12:11 PM “Watch your step, there’s a slippery nipple on the floor.” “Oh, that’s mine.  Ever since that sixth surgery, they just keep coming off.” 12:14 PM Correction: “In yesterday’s post, we incorrectly stated the name of Jenna Jameson and Richie Rich’s new bar. It is not ‘The General Store’, as previously reported, but the ‘The Geriatric Whore’ Page Six regrets the error.”

Let me start by saying I really enjoy Richie Rich. He’s always been a total sweetheart and really just an unpredictable amount of fun whenever I have been around him. I’d even go so far as to say that anyone who has ever had the pleasure of sitting through a Heatherette show would probably agree. However, the bit in Page Six today led to some hilarious Gawker comments:

12:11 PM “Watch your step, there’s a slippery nipple on the floor.” “Oh, that’s mine. Ever since that sixth surgery, they just keep coming off.”

12:14 PM Correction: “In yesterday’s post, we incorrectly stated the name of Jenna Jameson and Richie Rich’s new bar. It is not ‘The General Store’, as previously reported, but the ‘The Geriatric Whore’ Page Six regrets the error.”