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Oct 11
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Light Bulb Heels by Chanel… The [battery operated] bulb also screws off. But for what?  What could you possibly do with a dismembered bulb? Oh I know… Being one of those girls constantly in a drunken stupor, in a cab, and unable to find my overcharged banking card I could just hack the heel off my shoe and use it as a device to search through my cave like purse! Okay now I was really sold. Still it got me thinking about this “fashionable technology” concept and I constantly wonder why someone hasn’t invented a shoe that could become a gigantic heel, and then turn into a flat all with a press of a remote button. You know it would be such a lifesaver for all the girls who walk into bathrooms to change their shoes, and I for one would really appreciate it too. (via)

Light Bulb Heels by Chanel…

The [battery operated] bulb also screws off. But for what?  What could you possibly do with a dismembered bulb? Oh I know… Being one of those girls constantly in a drunken stupor, in a cab, and unable to find my overcharged banking card I could just hack the heel off my shoe and use it as a device to search through my cave like purse! Okay now I was really sold.

Still it got me thinking about this “fashionable technology” concept and I constantly wonder why someone hasn’t invented a shoe that could become a gigantic heel, and then turn into a flat all with a press of a remote button. You know it would be such a lifesaver for all the girls who walk into bathrooms to change their shoes, and I for one would really appreciate it too. (via)