I recently reunited with Matt Oliver and thus our friendship has (re)flourished - this may or may not have to do with the fact that he agreed to go hunting for the best pizza in Manhattan in the rain with me the other day (we found a few contenders but are still actively searching). It also may or may not be because he practically offered me everything short of an actual transfusion when I sliced my pinky finger open while trying to juggle knives… Anyway, the only downside is that his (crap) blogging habits have definitely worn off on me. In an attempt to help him (so that I can help myself) I am banning anything he says or does as a topic on here until he resumes writing his little gems of knowledge.
OMG/PS/BTW/FYIIII did not take the photo above. Therefore, if you are a friend reading this from Los Angeles and about to go off on a(nother) tangent verbally bashing me for not seeing you when I was in the area you can save it. To be fair, I’m still defending my honor for the last round.
{enter obligatory apology #1279272 here}
