One upon a time, my grandmother (Mitzi) brought me back a gorgeous wooden boomerang from Australia. About a year ago, while finally unpacking the remaining boxes from my last apartment, I rediscovered the joy of that boomerang. A few friends were over, and one thing led to another… We accidentally managed to lodge that poor boomerang behind my massive refrigerator. The details of how it happened remain a mystery. However, the boomerang still sits behind that major appliance probably waiting for the perfect moment to light on fire and burn my apartment down. But I digress…
I would like this boomerang by Chanel to serve as a temporary replacement until someone with very long arms comes to retrieve my original one. Equally awesome obnoxious: the Chanel fishing rod (with Double C flies in a quilted case) for $18,000…
