On our way to visit my parents in Connecticut on Sunday, Pierce Jackson and I achieved a new level of stupid. About 15 minutes into our trip, we approached our first toll. Everything was going well as we pulled into the “cash only” lane - until we realized that neither of us actually had any cash. Not a damn dollar. Soon following the obligatorily frantic (and failed) search for any spare change within the car, we were forced to surrender Pierce’s license and “please pull over to the side”. We waited for a few years minutes. Eventually, an officer came over and we were issued us ticket Deferred Toll Pay Request for a lofty $4.75 - a mere fraction of the financial bitch slap that I had initially anticipated…
