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I'm a Graphic and Interactive Designer. I live in New York City, but frequent Los Angeles. This is where I toss my ridiculous ideas, conversations, inspirations, etc. I can be reached at info@ashleysimko.com
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Mar 08
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People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and famine.
— Banksy
Feb 15
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A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.
— Banksy
Feb 04
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Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent, leave the house before you find something worth staying in for.
— Banksy
Jan 18
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Security Camera vinyl decals (available here) for your toilet, fridge, wall or window… Predictably, the decals remind me of this installation by Banksy.

Security Camera vinyl decals (available here) for your toilet, fridge, wall or window… Predictably, the decals remind me of this installation by Banksy.

Oct 15
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Only when the last tree has been cut down and the last river has dried up will man realize that reciting red Indian proverbs makes you sound like a fucking muppet.
— Banksy
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Monday night Pierce Jackson and I swung by Kim Hastreiter’s (Geoffrey Beene) book launch at Diane von Furstenberg. Countless mimosas and  hors d’oeuvres later, we fled the fashionable crowd and Pierce insisted that I jump in a cab with him rather than head home to sleep. He promised that my effort would be worth it. He was right.
We ended up at Banksy’s latest stunt exhibit (Village Pet Store and Charcoal Grill), where I sat mesmerized by wiggling hot dogs, masturbating monkeys and self-dipping chicken nuggets. Although I knew that all of the ‘animals’ were created with animatronics prior to my visit, it’s easy to forget upon entering the store. At one point, as I was watching the “Fish Fingers” swim around their glass bowl, a pet store employee came over with a net and pulled a motionless one out. Wide-eyed, I suddenly wondered if the little fish stick was dead. It wasn’t until I saw Pierce laughing at me that I realized it probably just needed a new battery…

Monday night Pierce Jackson and I swung by Kim Hastreiter’s (Geoffrey Beene) book launch at Diane von Furstenberg. Countless mimosas and hors d’oeuvres later, we fled the fashionable crowd and Pierce insisted that I jump in a cab with him rather than head home to sleep. He promised that my effort would be worth it. He was right.

We ended up at Banksy’s latest stunt exhibit (Village Pet Store and Charcoal Grill), where I sat mesmerized by wiggling hot dogs, masturbating monkeys and self-dipping chicken nuggets. Although I knew that all of the ‘animals’ were created with animatronics prior to my visit, it’s easy to forget upon entering the store. At one point, as I was watching the “Fish Fingers” swim around their glass bowl, a pet store employee came over with a net and pulled a motionless one out. Wide-eyed, I suddenly wondered if the little fish stick was dead. It wasn’t until I saw Pierce laughing at me that I realized it probably just needed a new battery…

Oct 09
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The Leopard Jacket at Banksy’s Village Petstore and Charcoal Grill

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I had (selfishly) hoped to wait until I dug my claws into this before spreading the word. However, then a little publication called the New York Times went and ruined that plan…

The rumors are true: Banksy is — or was, or has been —  in town, and he’s doing more than just painting, or hiding.
This one is not a mural but an installation: a mock pet supply shop, filled with animatronic creatures like a rhesus monkey and would-be creatures like fish sticks swimming in a tank. The Village Pet Store and Charcoal Grill, as the green awning reads, is Banksy’s first official exhibition in New York, his representatives say, and it will be open to the public daily through Oct. 31.
“I wanted to make art that questioned our relationship with animals and the ethics and sustainability of factory farming,” Banksy said in a statement distributed by a publicist, “but it ended up as chicken nuggets singing.”

I had (selfishly) hoped to wait until I dug my claws into this before spreading the word. However, then a little publication called the New York Times went and ruined that plan…

The rumors are true: Banksy is — or was, or has been — in town, and he’s doing more than just painting, or hiding.

This one is not a mural but an installation: a mock pet supply shop, filled with animatronic creatures like a rhesus monkey and would-be creatures like fish sticks swimming in a tank. The Village Pet Store and Charcoal Grill, as the green awning reads, is Banksy’s first official exhibition in New York, his representatives say, and it will be open to the public daily through Oct. 31.

“I wanted to make art that questioned our relationship with animals and the ethics and sustainability of factory farming,” Banksy said in a statement distributed by a publicist, “but it ended up as chicken nuggets singing.”

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Become good at cheating and you never need to become good at anything else.
— Banksy
Sep 29
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I’m enjoying (but doubting the validity of) this…

Gothamist is claiming that this new humorous mural on the corner of Grand and Wooster in downtown Manhattan is courtesy of infamous street artist Banksy and executed by the painters at Colossal Media, the same company responsible for all those hand painted billboards in Soho for H&M, among others. (via)

I’m enjoying (but doubting the validity of) this…

Gothamist is claiming that this new humorous mural on the corner of Grand and Wooster in downtown Manhattan is courtesy of infamous street artist Banksy and executed by the painters at Colossal Media, the same company responsible for all those hand painted billboards in Soho for H&M, among others. (via)

Jul 13
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May 19
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The time of getting fame for your name on its own is over. Artwork that is only about wanting to be famous will never make you famous. Any fame is a by-product of making something that means something. You don’t go to a restaurant and order a meal because you want to have a shit.
— Banksy
Mar 06
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Ahhh yes, another unauthorized book about Banksy. I’m sure this thrills him - especially considering it is being carried in (the ever-corporate) Barnes and Noble…

Ahhh yes, another unauthorized book about Banksy. I’m sure this thrills him - especially considering it is being carried in (the ever-corporate) Barnes and Noble…

Feb 12
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People say graffiti is ugly, irresponsible and childish - but that’s only if it’s done right.
— Banksy
Dec 19
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Banksy?! Swoooooon…

Banksy?! Swoooooon…